Damyokpag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast rat.

Damyokpag created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damyokpag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Damyokpag, it will turn you into a snail.

Damyokpag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Damyokpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with pink markings.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Never mark doors with indigo.

5. Do not make images of living things.