Hom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, slow spider.

Hom created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hom, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

3. Always remove jumpers before touching tin.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.