Guthasdin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, dishonest hummingbird.

Guthasdin created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guthasdin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Guthasdin, it will manifest in front of you.

Guthasdin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Guthasdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always store lemons above ground.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.