Can is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, vain wyrm.

Can created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Can, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Can, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Can's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Can's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Run away from fawn otters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.