Miswiping is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, weak
slug.
Miswiping created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Miswiping, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Miswiping, it will destroy your home planet.
Miswiping's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Miswiping's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. You must love Miswiping.
3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.
4. Always treat moths with great respect.
5. Never think about special relativity.