Miswiping is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, weak slug.

Miswiping created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Miswiping, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miswiping, it will destroy your home planet.

Miswiping's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Miswiping's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must love Miswiping.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Never think about special relativity.