Gigdabpark is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-confident dryad.

Gigdabpark created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigdabpark, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gigdabpark, he will curse you with boils.

Gigdabpark's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gigdabpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Do not keep three sheep in a large pit.