Jinsadbest Getbossvanlopnurcubyogran is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, happy hare.

Jinsadbest Getbossvanlopnurcubyogran created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Jinsadbest Getbossvanlopnurcubyogran, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jinsadbest Getbossvanlopnurcubyogran, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jinsadbest Getbossvanlopnurcubyogran's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jinsadbest Getbossvanlopnurcubyogran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jinsadbest Getbossvanlopnurcubyogran.

3. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.