Gigdabpark is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, self-confident
dryad.
Gigdabpark created the universe five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gigdabpark, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Gigdabpark, he will curse you with boils.
Gigdabpark's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Gigdabpark's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Always look after injured ducks.
4. Always help sick moths.
5. Do not keep three sheep in a large pit.