Zedmigfem is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered scorpion.

Zedmigfem created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedmigfem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zedmigfem, he will curse you with boils.

Zedmigfem's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zedmigfem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.