Kadbogkim is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic
salamander.
Kadbogkim created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kadbogkim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Kadbogkim, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Kadbogkim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Kadbogkim's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt monkeys.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never hop in holy places.
4. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Kadbogkim on top of important buildings.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kadbogkim.