Habrigkim Fompasvig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy warg.

Habrigkim Fompasvig created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Habrigkim Fompasvig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Habrigkim Fompasvig, he will turn you into a rat.

Habrigkim Fompasvig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Habrigkim Fompasvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Habrigkim Fompasvig's name in vain.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Habrigkim Fompasvig loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.