Manmadnatfebfomboptab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, blissful pigeon.

Manmadnatfebfomboptab created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Manmadnatfebfomboptab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Manmadnatfebfomboptab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Manmadnatfebfomboptab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Manmadnatfebfomboptab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never paint your back orange.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.