Capcambat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid sheep.

Capcambat created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Capcambat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Capcambat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Capcambat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Capcambat's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Never mark doors with violet.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.