Cuttoncadjongar is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, wise faun.

Cuttoncadjongar created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuttoncadjongar, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cuttoncadjongar, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cuttoncadjongar's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cuttoncadjongar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Run away from brown sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Never look in ponds.