Danhanyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful eagle.

Danhanyatt created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Danhanyatt, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Danhanyatt, it will try to impress you with trees.

Danhanyatt's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Danhanyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. Never curse while facing south.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always remove stockings before touching carbon.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.