Sinfidpopgidmabnullfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, self-assured parrot.

Sinfidpopgidmabnullfarn created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinfidpopgidmabnullfarn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sinfidpopgidmabnullfarn, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sinfidpopgidmabnullfarn's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sinfidpopgidmabnullfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never paint your hands magenta.