Armquimnill is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, contented human.

Armquimnill created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armquimnill, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Armquimnill, it will destroy your home planet.

Armquimnill's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Armquimnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Armquimnill.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. You must pray to Armquimnill eight times a day.