Bogarnsatdub is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited eagle.

Bogarnsatdub created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Bogarnsatdub, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogarnsatdub, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bogarnsatdub's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bogarnsatdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Hide if seven sharks approach from the east.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never skip near foxes.