Bogarnsatdub is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited
eagle.
Bogarnsatdub created gold two years ago.
If you believe in
Bogarnsatdub, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bogarnsatdub, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Bogarnsatdub's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Bogarnsatdub's Holy Commandments1. Never look at comets.
2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.
3. Hide if seven sharks approach from the east.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never skip near foxes.