Ganfagweg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable fish.

Ganfagweg created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ganfagweg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ganfagweg, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ganfagweg's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Ganfagweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Do not keep eight doves in a large pit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Do not fashion tools from platinum.