Migtettigan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful penguin.

Migtettigan created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migtettigan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Migtettigan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Migtettigan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Migtettigan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the west.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Never play with disobedient children.