Dotsigcap is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, confident capybara.

Dotsigcap created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotsigcap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dotsigcap, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dotsigcap's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dotsigcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to snails while wearing red shirts.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Always count to four before sleeping.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.