Rawhubfit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring bear.

Rawhubfit created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawhubfit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rawhubfit, he will not care at all.

Rawhubfit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rawhubfit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear violet hats.

3. Never handle nickel while unclean.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always wash your chest before prayer.