Cenhugbarn Mutsterquaghappitarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless tapir.

Cenhugbarn Mutsterquaghappitarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenhugbarn Mutsterquaghappitarp, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cenhugbarn Mutsterquaghappitarp, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cenhugbarn Mutsterquaghappitarp's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cenhugbarn Mutsterquaghappitarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never wear kilts.