Cenhugbarn Mutsterquaghappitarp
is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless
tapir
.
Cenhugbarn Mutsterquaghappitarp
created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cenhugbarn Mutsterquaghappitarp
, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Cenhugbarn Mutsterquaghappitarp
, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Cenhugbarn Mutsterquaghappitarp's
most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Cenhugbarn Mutsterquaghappitarp's Holy Commandments
1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never go into white rooms.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never talk about black holes.
5. Never wear kilts.
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