Spagnill is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic tapir.

Spagnill created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagnill, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Spagnill, she will turn you into a worm.

Spagnill's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Spagnill's Holy Commandments

1. Spagnill loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Spagnill.

4. Do not prepare grapes while filled with joy.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.