Rillsabquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unselfish wren.

Rillsabquaf created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillsabquaf, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rillsabquaf, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rillsabquaf's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rillsabquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Never talk about special relativity near eagles while wearing violet hats and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about gravity near seals while wearing brown shoes.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.