Mifvencib is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing penguin.

Mifvencib created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifvencib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mifvencib, he will turn you into a frog.

Mifvencib's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Mifvencib's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your legs toward the south during prayer.

2. Never eat corn on fasting days.

3. Run away if four frogs approach from the west.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.