Quafnaklist is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating fly.

Quafnaklist created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Quafnaklist, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quafnaklist, she will think nothing of it.

Quafnaklist's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Quafnaklist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about archaea.