Bimlatrangeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, idiotic seal.

Bimlatrangeb created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimlatrangeb, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bimlatrangeb, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Bimlatrangeb's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bimlatrangeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. You must love Bimlatrangeb.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.