Dadlenfoss Quamlipbut is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, quiet camel.

Dadlenfoss Quamlipbut created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadlenfoss Quamlipbut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dadlenfoss Quamlipbut, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dadlenfoss Quamlipbut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dadlenfoss Quamlipbut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dadlenfoss Quamlipbut.

3. Never feed figs to tapirs while wearing ear rings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never hurt geese.