Quartwikgab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, confident bee.

Quartwikgab created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Quartwikgab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quartwikgab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Quartwikgab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Quartwikgab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Never sit in the presence of voles.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Always help eagles.