Tigtifsas is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying mole.

Tigtifsas created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigtifsas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tigtifsas, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tigtifsas' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tigtifsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near moths while wearing brown boots and balancing six copper spheres on your back.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never talk about sharks.