Dumnibbodsogcetnibpig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident cobra.

Dumnibbodsogcetnibpig created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumnibbodsogcetnibpig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dumnibbodsogcetnibpig, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dumnibbodsogcetnibpig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dumnibbodsogcetnibpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Do not chant at mountains.

4. Never feed peanuts to cats while wearing cyan jumpers.

5. Do not commit murder.