Tancuthon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy hedgehog.

Tancuthon created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tancuthon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tancuthon, she will turn you into a rock.

Tancuthon's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Tancuthon's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dawn.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Never mix turnips with water.

5. Do not prepare oranges while filled with joy.