Pagcip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, stupid skunk.

Pagcip created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagcip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagcip, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pagcip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pagcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.