Migkap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, boastful camel.

Migkap created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migkap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migkap, he will turn you into a sheep.

Migkap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Migkap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Migkap.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.