Bestfumman is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, impressive hummingbird.

Bestfumman created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Bestfumman, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bestfumman, it will think nothing of it.

Bestfumman's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bestfumman's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.