Fabdudcut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing lion.

Fabdudcut created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fabdudcut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fabdudcut, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fabdudcut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fabdudcut's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.