Logbaghug is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, charitable slug.

Logbaghug created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logbaghug, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Logbaghug, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Logbaghug's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Logbaghug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not fashion tools from copper.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about black holes.