Hotdudsag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, resourceful guinea pig.

Hotdudsag created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotdudsag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hotdudsag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hotdudsag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hotdudsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away from violet foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.