Omtgarfly is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, loving human.

Omtgarfly created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtgarfly, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Omtgarfly, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Omtgarfly's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Omtgarfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not take Omtgarfly's name in vain.

4. Do not prepare beans while filled with anger.

5. You must love Omtgarfly.