Gatgatsagdibfumsagcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, tranquil parrot.

Gatgatsagdibfumsagcuss created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatgatsagdibfumsagcuss, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gatgatsagdibfumsagcuss, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gatgatsagdibfumsagcuss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gatgatsagdibfumsagcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

2. Worship no other gods but Gatgatsagdibfumsagcuss.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always wash your neck before prayer.