Budnul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous gnu.

Budnul created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budnul, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Budnul, he will turn you into a sheep.

Budnul's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Budnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Fast once a month.