Getdid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent parrot.

Getdid created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Getdid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Getdid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Getdid's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Getdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at midday.

2. Getdid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always stare at clouds.