Cubvabster is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic armadillo.

Cubvabster created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cubvabster, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubvabster, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cubvabster's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cubvabster's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never hop near ducks.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.