Mifjabneg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish tapir.

Mifjabneg created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifjabneg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifjabneg, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Mifjabneg's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Mifjabneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near turtles while wearing indigo jumpers.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never feed lots of corn to mites while wearing orange shirts.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near ducks while wearing red kilts and balancing five gold spheres on your face.

5. Never jump in the presence of horses.