Gessflislen is a god.

He takes the form of a small, narcissistic coyote.

Gessflislen created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessflislen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gessflislen, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gessflislen's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gessflislen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight shrews approach from the west.

2. Do not take Gessflislen's name in vain.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Always obey Gessflislen's priests.

5. Worship no other gods but Gessflislen.