Sombabbest is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented horse.

Sombabbest created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Sombabbest, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sombabbest, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Sombabbest's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sombabbest's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Worship no other gods but Sombabbest.

4. Always store lemons above ground.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Sombabbest in the centre of the settlement.