Sasfotweg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful rat.

Sasfotweg created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasfotweg, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sasfotweg, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sasfotweg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sasfotweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. You must never eat garlic.