Kikstaftag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, humorless dove.

Kikstaftag created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikstaftag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kikstaftag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kikstaftag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Kikstaftag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to moths while wearing blue shoes.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kikstaftag.

5. Put Kikstaftag first in all things.