Janfomgon is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ruthless unicorn.

Janfomgon created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janfomgon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Janfomgon, she will come to you in dreams.

Janfomgon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Janfomgon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Feed all hungry birds.