Cabtaptarg is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive giraffe.

Cabtaptarg created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabtaptarg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cabtaptarg, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cabtaptarg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cabtaptarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never remain kneeling at dusk.