Gessdagarf Lenwotrilpidril is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental shrew.

Gessdagarf Lenwotrilpidril created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Gessdagarf Lenwotrilpidril, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gessdagarf Lenwotrilpidril, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gessdagarf Lenwotrilpidril's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gessdagarf Lenwotrilpidril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Worship no other gods but Gessdagarf Lenwotrilpidril.

4. Always help mice.

5. Never talk about fire.