Dobfedbest Wapladtar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable ant.

Dobfedbest Wapladtar created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobfedbest Wapladtar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dobfedbest Wapladtar, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dobfedbest Wapladtar's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dobfedbest Wapladtar's Holy Commandments

1. Dobfedbest Wapladtar loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.