Dossfligapp is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable slug.

Dossfligapp created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossfligapp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dossfligapp, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dossfligapp's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dossfligapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dossfligapp's name in vain.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.