Dimgencantail is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering newt.

Dimgencantail created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimgencantail, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dimgencantail, it will turn you into a snail.

Dimgencantail's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dimgencantail's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dimgencantail.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Dimgencantail in the centre of the settlement.