Lunabsid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, flying alligator.

Lunabsid created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunabsid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lunabsid, it will torture you forever.

Lunabsid's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Lunabsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Always help sick turtles.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.