Rillgonflig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest hedgehog.

Rillgonflig created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillgonflig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rillgonflig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Rillgonflig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Rillgonflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.