Nat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, happy whale.

Nat created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Nat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Nat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.