Nak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring bird.

Nak created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nak, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nak, he will think nothing of it.

Nak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nak's Holy Commandments

1. Nak loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Nak loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about bacteria.