Flagnelldudbud is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered porpoise.

Flagnelldudbud created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagnelldudbud, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flagnelldudbud, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Flagnelldudbud's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Flagnelldudbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

3. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always wash your arms before prayer.