Rendutfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate pigeon.

Rendutfarn created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rendutfarn, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rendutfarn, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rendutfarn's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rendutfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Do not dye your hair red.