Wadleg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective shrew.

Wadleg created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Wadleg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wadleg, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wadleg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wadleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never stain your feet with cyan.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.