Vedkopman is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced bird.

Vedkopman created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedkopman, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vedkopman, it will not care.

Vedkopman's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vedkopman's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Vedkopman on top of all buildings.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Vedkopman loves ducks, so they must be honoured.