Jonquagfly is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic chicken.

Jonquagfly created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jonquagfly, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jonquagfly, it will turn you into a rat.

Jonquagfly's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jonquagfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near otters.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look after injured snails.