Largtunmat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent wren.

Largtunmat created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Largtunmat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Largtunmat, she will not care.

Largtunmat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Largtunmat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Largtunmat.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Largtunmat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Fast once a month.