Nilsisyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing raccoon.

Nilsisyarl created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilsisyarl, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nilsisyarl, he will throw large rocks at you.

Nilsisyarl's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nilsisyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nilsisyarl.