Kimbossfidjen is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, pitiless lobster.

Kimbossfidjen created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimbossfidjen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kimbossfidjen, she will turn you into a mole.

Kimbossfidjen's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Kimbossfidjen's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kimbossfidjen.

5. Never pour water over plants.