Dibfigyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, prudent walrus.

Dibfigyarl created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibfigyarl, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dibfigyarl, he will turn you into a plant.

Dibfigyarl's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dibfigyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Worship no other gods but Dibfigyarl.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Never look in ponds.