Hadfudgubhog is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, sapient centipede.

Hadfudgubhog created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadfudgubhog, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hadfudgubhog, she will turn you into a tree.

Hadfudgubhog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hadfudgubhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hadfudgubhog.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.