Bellnartfly Stikhampad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic gerbil.

Bellnartfly Stikhampad created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellnartfly Stikhampad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bellnartfly Stikhampad, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bellnartfly Stikhampad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bellnartfly Stikhampad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never wear pink corsets.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.